This is a guest list only weekend! RSVP NOW!

Send your full name and phone number to:

ritual@theuep.com for Wednesday

element@theuep.com for Friday

DJ ILLA x THE UEP has your extended Thanksgiving weekend figured out for you!

Step 1. Check us out this Wednesday at Ritual in Hollywood for our pre Thanksgiving bash.

Step 2. Hit the bar and get drinks.

Step 2a. Drink em’.

Step 3. Get drunk.

Step 4. Hit the dance floor and make up your own dance (see how much fun you have, just ask katt williams).

Step 5. Cab it home (DUI’s do not preserve your sexy) and rest up for Step 6.

Step 6. (Thanksgiving!)Proceed to your nearest food bank or homeless shelter to hand out food to those less fortunate. Recover over a glutinous Thanksgiving dinner with family, friends, your fish, your cat, whoever!

Step 7. Sleep in on Friday…there’s nothing good on sale anyway, so skip the black Friday sales. You’ll need that money for something more important.

Step 8. Wake up around 3 PM..Gather your posse and get ready for ELEMENT. Chances are there will be an open bar from 10 to 11.

Step 9. Repeat steps 1 through 5. Please bring ice water to the DJ booth!

Life is too short. Enjoy this weekend as best you can and I hope to see you in the club. I’ll continue to help you maintain your status as “The Life Of The Party.”

PEACE!
ILLA